Mike wrote:
What is the correct response when you find that your wife has been using a
1/4" wood chisel to pry open paint cans?

Bonus question: She asked me why the tip had the little plastic cover.

I think the correct response would be, "That's a nice "paint can opener"
you now own." Followed by the question, "Where's your checkbook?"

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Jack Novak
Buffalo, NY - USA