On Thu, 03 Jan 2008 13:59:29 GMT, Mike wrote:

What is the correct response when you find that your wife has been using a
1/4" wood chisel to pry open paint cans?

Bonus question: She asked me why the tip had the little plastic cover.

Before you do anything, you are going to need to talk to a lawyer.
Maybe he can keep you out of prison.

On the other hand, you could just go and wash engine parts in her best
cooking pot. But tell her to contact a lawyer first. Maybe he can
keep her out of prison.