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David Starr David Starr is offline
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Default Why Do Furnaces Break On the Coldest Holiday Night of the Year?

Most people are not aware of a device that's beejn installed in electrical &
electronic equipment for several years now. It's called the Critical Detector.
This device senses when the equipment is of the greatest importance to the user,
and sends a command to the device to self-destruct. Critical Detectors are the
reason certain company's stocks are so high now.


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