What most of you are doing today 1-1-08
The Masturbation Song
(To the tune of "Counting Flowers on the Wall")
Counting semen on the wall,
That don't bother me at all.
Playing with both my balls till dawn,
With a dick of fifteen inches.
Smoking cigarettes and watching football on the tube.
Now, don't tell me I've nothing to do.
Happy New Year
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