It was Christmas time in the woodshed, the chips were flying fast,
gotta get this project finished or I`ll never hear the last.
The damn glue won`t set and the tenon is just too tight,
Oh Damn and bloody blast, I just can`t get it right.
Next Year I`ll start earlier, with time upon my side
I`ll make a better job of it and enjoy it more beside.

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