On Dec 24, 2:43*pm, "Bob" wrote:
For years the electrical utility companies have led the public to
believe
they were in business to supply electricity to the consumer, a
service for
which they charge a substantial rate. The recent accidental
acquisition of
secret records from a well known power company has led to a massive
research
campaign which positively explodes several myths and exposes the
massive
hoax which has been perpetrated upon the public by the power
companies. The
most common hoax promoted the false concept that light bulbs light.
In
actuality, these "light" bulbs absorb DARK which is then transported
back to
the power generation stations via wire networks. A more descriptive
name has
now been coined: the new scientific name for the device is
DARKSUCKER.

This newsletter introduces a brief synopsis of the darksucker
theory, which
proves the existence of dark and establishes the fact that dark has
great
mass, and further, that dark particle (the anti-photon) is the
fastest known
particle in the universe. Apparently, even the celebrated Dr. Albert
Einstein did not suspect the truth, that just as COLD is the absence
of
HEAT, LIGHT is actually the ABSENCE of DARK. Scientist have now
proven that
light does not really exist!

The basis of the darksucker theory is that electric light bulbs suck
dark.
Take for example, the darksuckers in the room where you are right
now. There
is much less dark right next to the darksuckers than there is
elsewhere,
demonstrating their limited range. The larger the darksucker, the
greater
its capacity to suck dark. Darksuckers in a parking lot or on a
football
field have a much greater capacity than the ones in used in the
home.

It may come as a surprise to learn that darksuckers also operate on
the
celestial scale: witness the sun. Our sun makes use of dense dark,
sucking
it in from all the planets and intervening dark space. Naturally,
the sun is
better able to suck dark from the planets which are situated closer
to it,
thus explaining why those planets appear brighter than do those
which are
far distant from the sun.

Occasionally, the sun actually over sucks: under those conditions,
dark
spots appear on the surface of the sun. Scientists have long studied
these
"sunspots" and are only recently beginning to realize that the dark
spots
represent leaks of high pressure dark because the sun has over
sucked dark
to such an extent that some dark actually leaks back into space.
This
leakage of high pressure dark frequently causes problems with radio
communications here on Earth due to collisions between the dark
particles as
they stream out into space at high velocity via the black holes in
the
surface of the sun.

As with all devices, darksucker light bulbs have a finite lifetime
caused by
the fact that they are not 100% efficient at transmitting collected
dark
back to the Power Company via the wires. Once they are full of
accumulated
dark, they can no longer suck. This condition can be observed by
looking for
the black spot on a full darksucker when it has reached maximum
capacity of
untransmitted dark. You have surely noticed that dark completely
surrounds a
full darksucker because it no longer has the capacity to suck any
dark.

A candle is a primitive darksucker. A new candle has a white wick.
You will
notice that after the first use the wick turns black, representing
all the
dark, which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to
the wick
of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in
the way of
the dark flowing into the candle. It is of no use to plug a candle
into an
electrical outlet, for it can only collect dark. It has no
transmission
capabilities, Unfortunately, these primitive darksuckers have a very
limited
range and are hazardous to operate cause of the intense heat
produced.

There are also portable darksuckers called flashlights. The bulbs in
these
devices collect dark, which is passed to a dark storage unit called
a
battery. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be either
emptied (a
process called "recharging") or replaced before the portable
darksucker can
continue to operate. If you break open a battery, you will find
dense black
dark inside, evidence that it is actually a compact dark storage
unit.

Now you know!

The troll cant even speak English, a waste of space.