S. Barker wrote in message ...

He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged
flannel
shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill. Oddly enough, he
was
holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand!


His name was Tiny Tim, and the price of turkeys has obviously gone up,
so he had to steal from Ebenezer. The knock on the head that he gave
him, before he stole the money, was just a small one. ;-)

Cheri