In article , Wes
wrote:

Too_Many_Tools wrote:

Do you think ^ the boss ^ has advanced knowledge of 'random drug
screenings'?

Wes

Of course they do.

Alcohol and drug usage is common in management.

Well I knew that. Everyone that ever worked the floor knows the front
office is high on drugs.

Wes

Watch out if you:

A) Have to take **** tests at work

and

B) take Protonix -- It gives false positives for marijuana.