On Dec 13, 2:49 am, wrote:
English is a little trouble for me .so ,there are maybe some errors in
my writting.

If you need to ask the time of a policeman use "Have you got the time,
pig?"

If you see a beautiful lady wlaking down the street and wish to
introduce yourself "Hello, will you shag me?" is the best opening
line. It's guaranteed to produce results.

A good joke to break the ice if you meet a Cockney at a party "Hello
mate, last week I shagged your trouble and strife". He will
immediately identify you as a soulmate and buy you beer for the rest
of the night.

MBQ