Louis Ohland wrote:

In the words of someone with four bypasses and five divorces (or was
that the other way...) "Why get married? Instead, buy a house for a
woman you hate".

This individual smoked, drank, and ate non-healthy foods. He can't die,
there isn't blood in his veins, but a mix of alcohol and bacon grease...

RainLover wrote:
Life's been good and bad... got divorced,

The ultimate truth:

Women aren't worth the water they retain.

If you need one, rent one.