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Now here's something to think about.
On a scale from 1 to 10, (10 is REAL DEAD), how dead is this mouse?
What was his or her name.
Was it a male or female?
How old was it?
Is it's family grieving?
Was a proper funeral held?
Did it's soul go to heaven or hell?
Was it a smoker?
Did it shop at Home Depot?
Did it have an ebay account?
Where did it work?
How much money did it have in it's bank account?
Who is the next of kin?
Who inherited it's estate?

And, more importantly, who is responsible for it's
outstanding credit card balances?

You're not gonna tell us it lived in your house and
didn't have at least one Amex, Visa and Mastercard!

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