"Chris Lewis" wrote in message
...

Went downstairs to get the tool, and _snick_, the staple was out. Of
course, my son was in hysterics for the next half hour, seeing his dad
jump up the ladder carrying a sword.

[Cheap "decorative only" steel sabre I bought about 30 years ago for
my parents to hang on their mantle, they didn't use, and gave back...]
--
Chris Lewis,

Touche! (so to speak...)