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Roger Woehl Roger  Woehl is offline
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Default Twelve Proofs that Muhammad is a True Prophet

I guess if this is a woodworking question, can anybody tell me how to get
god to fix all those misteaks I have made in my shop??
Roger
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Better to ask the question - Why Prophets At All?

If god (or if you prefer, "God") is all powerful, all knowing etc.,
why can't he/she/it (or He/She/It) tell each of us what he/she
/it (He/She/It) wants us to do, or not do - rather than instructing
his/hers/its (His/Hers/Its) alleged spokesperson to do so on his/
her/its (screw it) behalf? Think about it.

I mean spammers send "Important Information - Open Immediately!"
messages to half the population with an e-mail address - with the
stroke of a key - or a click of the mouse on "Send". And the US
Government (actually the FCC) can interrupt a TV (or Cable, or
even Satellite) show, or EVERY show on every "channel" AND do
the same on every radio station - AM, FM or satellite just to test
The Emergency Broadcast System. Surely The Supreme Being
(nice way to get around the "gender issue") can do better than
spammers and the FCC.

Maybe The Supreme Being gave us a brain and expects us to use
it. Worth giving it a try isn't it?

Oh - this just in

Bulletin From The Supreme Being
cc - every being on planet earth

STOP IT!
Enough with the killing.
Enough with the maming.
Enough with the blowing **** up
- in MY NAME for god's sake.

QUIT IT!

Don't make me come down there.
No, I'm not going to destroy the earth
- but I may make you all sit in the corner
until you decide to play nice.

PS - Just because I call you My Children
doesn't mean you have to behave
like a bunch of little spoiled brats.