"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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On Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:30:53 GMT, with neither quill nor qualm,
"Harold and Susan Vordos" quickly quoth:


"Larry Jaques" wrote in message
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I wonder if a suitable application of paintball gun would do anything
to temper their judgment about coming onto our properties...

Interesting concept. Worth a try, surely.

Big red splat right over his heart, for effect, eh?


"Honest, officer, I thought he was going to break in, so I had to take
action." g

"Gee, Officer. My neighbor and I play this all the time and he dresses
just like the religious kid did. It was a simple case of mistaken
identity. Why, some of my best friends are religious nutcases."


That's a winner!

Harold