cynic wrote:
Completely off topic but can anyone throw any light on identifying a
song I heard about twenty years ago. Elvis Presleys "In the Ghetto"
performed by a sound-alike with the words

These prunes and plums and chocolate bits
Tastes pretty nice but it gives you the s....
In the Gateaux

I would love to get hold of a copy but google isn't playing ball

Sounds awfully like a Mick Absalom sort of song..


"Backwoodsmen like the back, and Frontiersmen like the front
But since you are a constable I guess you want ...

... a little down payment, huh?"

I always liked 'but she took the dishes out FIRST'