On 2007-11-02 14:26:59 +0000, "George" said:

Nah! I've superpassed the razor wire and installed recorded message on a
looped dictaphone connected up to a louder hailer which are both connected
to the passive infared at the back,when set off it emits quite loudly....GET
OUT OF MY DAMN PROPERTY YOU PIECE OF ****.

That's no way to greet the postman.....