In article A6kWi.2628$hd1.1715@trndny01,
"Edwin Pawlowski" wrote:



But what kind of heater can I get that will not ignite farts? Our
porch is always cold so we need some sort of heater that will not
ignite his gas.

It would be far safer to stick a hose up his ass and vent the hose outside
for safety.

And possibly more fun....