Eeyore wrote:

I can't recall hearing of anyone being bludgeoned to death with a cricket bat
but I dare say it must have happened sometime.

http://archive.billericayweeklynews....18/202809.html

We have a less violent society here in the UK than you do.

There's no evidence to support that claim and indeed much that points in
the other direction. You may deny that there's more violent crime in the
UK than in the USA, but at present the published statistics show you are
wrong.