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Jim Redelfs Jim Redelfs is offline
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Default Building a moat

In article , "Busted Computer"
wrote:

I want to build a moat around my house, complete with a draw bridge.


Bad neighbors, eh? g

....and they say fences make for good neighbors.

Who to contact, or where do I start?


Start digging.

You may wish to pull a permit before filling the moat.

Don't forget the PETA hassles you'll have to contend with when you stock it
with Piraņa and alligators, not to mention the EPA Environmental Impact
Statement.

Then there's the Algore factor: You'll have created a wetland so you can
forget about using your property for anything else. Good luck!
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JR