On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:56:19 -0700, with neither quill nor qualm,
Gunner quickly quoth:

On Thu, 11 Oct 2007 15:34:28 -0700, Larry Jaques
wrote:

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"Sound of someone falling down stairs.

Nick: “Uh. Where am I?”

Sound of someone slapping someone else.

Nancy (in a falsetto voice): “Nicky, Nick, Nick, Nick. Are you alright?”

Nick: “Uh, yes.”

Nancy: “Then stop slapping me.”

"I was sitting in my office, listening to the monotonous staccato of
rain on my desktop."

“Holy Mudhead, mackerel!. Morse Science High, it’s ... disappeared!

"Who ARE you, anyway?"
"Uh, Clem. honk, honk Close 'B', Close 'Mode'."

Q: Does anyone have any idea what programming language that might have
been back in the early seventies? --LJ

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