"Ferd Farkel" wrote in message
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On Oct 9, 5:03 pm, eekamouse wrote:

Its used to measure up the wifes or girlfriends backside..........as
the name implies!


Ha Ha, yes I was asking for that.

A mate of mine was telling me about the work he was doing on his old wooden
boat. He said the carpenters had had to fit 'butt cheeks' lots of them under
the decks. 'Butt Cheeks?' I said, 'Those blokes are taking the **** out you.
No piece of carpentry could have such a ridiculous name. They are having a
laugh'.

I was wrong. Butt Cheeks is what they were.

Tim w