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Dan Espen Dan Espen is offline
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Default I flushed my morals down the toilet

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I flushed my morals down the toilet.
How do I get them back? Is there a special tool?


Hard to get them down there, you must have
one of those new toilets.

Being lighter than water they will float back up.
Just keep your head in the bowl as close to the water
as you can.