On Mon, 10 May 2004 18:37:00 GMT, "Stephen" wrote:


"Tom Gardner" wrote in message
y.com...
How many rec.crafts.metalworking members does it takes to change a light
bulb?

Question: Mow many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light
bulb?

Answer: Three - Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a
faucet.

Scp

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mt. Dew on the monitor......

Gunner

That rifle hanging on the wall of the working-class flat or labourer's
cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays
there.
- George Orwell