In article ,
"Stephen" wrote:

"Tom Gardner" wrote in message
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How many rec.crafts.metalworking members does it takes to change a light
bulb?

Question: Mow many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light
bulb?

Answer: Three - Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a
faucet.

Nice try, but that answer is wrong.

The correct answer is "zero" - Microsoft's oft-demonstrated attitude is
"What do you mean, CHANGE it? Screw that! We're gonna rewrite the
standards to make darkness equal light."

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