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wrote:
The hourglass is nearly empty. The Great Tribulation has begun and
Armageddon looms in the very near future. There are a total of TWO
things that you need in order to obtain Eternal Life and Man-Made
Religion is not one of them. (1) A Good Heart Condition. (2) An
Acceptance of Christ as Lord and Savior.


Damn it, everybody is going to have to stop all
those home repairs and upgrades because it's a
waste of time. Just when you get your home the
way you want it, the freaking world ends. Damn!

[8~{} Uncle Monster