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Default What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,orseen so far ?


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willshak wrote:
on 9/15/2007 5:17 PM Rich Grise said the following:

On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:12:14 -0400, Michael A. Terrell wrote:

willshak wrote:

You had dirt to grow berries in?


i know, you were so poor that you had to use borrowed belly button
lint to grow berries from seeds found in bird droppings, and you liked
it that way.



Sheesh! You only get belly button lint if you can afford clothes! ;-)

Cheers!
Rich




You had a belly button?


Talking about belly buttons, what causes a woman's to protrude when they
get pregnant?

The same thing that makes them have to pee every five minutes- lack of room.
Anything that can get shoved out of the way or compressed, does.

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