View Single Post
  #416   Report Post  
Posted to rec.woodworking,alt.home.repair,misc.consumers,rec.crafts.metalworking,uk.d-i-y
Morris Dovey Morris Dovey is offline
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 2,387
Default What have been the worst home handyman accidents you've had,orseen so far ?

Dave wrote:
| willshak wrote:
|| on 9/15/2007 5:17 PM Rich Grise said the following:
||
||| On Wed, 12 Sep 2007 17:12:14 -0400, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
|||
|||| willshak wrote:
||||
||||| You had dirt to grow berries in?
||||
|||| i know, you were so poor that you had to use borrowed belly
|||| button lint to grow berries from seeds found in bird droppings,
|||| and you liked it that way.
|||
||| Sheesh! You only get belly button lint if you can afford clothes!
||| ;-)
||
|| You had a belly button?
|
| Talking about belly buttons, what causes a woman's to protrude when
| they get pregnant?

straight man

I dunno, Mr Interlocutor, what makes her belly button protrude?

/straight man

--
Morris Dovey
DeSoto Solar
DeSoto, Iowa USA
http://www.iedu.com/DeSoto/