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Uncle Monster

Smitty Two wrote:
In article . com,
wrote:

On Sep 12, 7:52 pm, " wrote:
On Sep 12, 4:27?pm, wrote:

On Sep 12, 12:27 pm, anubis wrote:
Thats a keeper
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.

A good wife keeps house and looks like june cleaver mom on leave it to
beaver but is a slut in bed.

this quote from my good friend mark lewis.
Problem with those type of wives is they are sluts during the day
while you are at work.

Let's all sing along...

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you."

My family got a stereo record player in the early
1960's and that's one of the songs I remember hearing
on that thing.

[8~{} Uncle Monster