Aidan Karley wrote:

In article , Clive George wrote:
You mean your kids have missed the obvious comedy opportunities afforded by
turning the lights out on their dad while he's in the bath?

Dad was a troglodyte (caver) before the kids were conceived. Kids can
amuse themselves as they like, but the only way it's going to be
troublesome is if Dad is in the bath trying to read something
important. Of course, what is important in the bath is a little
different from what is important in the toilet. But the wise troglodyte
knows how to get to his back-up light under conditions that the Medway
Handyman wouldn't get into.

I don't think we need to go into where he kept his candle while on the
loo...

Peter

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