"J T" wrote in message
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Wed, Aug 22, 2007, 10:19am (EDT-1)
(Patriarch) doth sayeth:
We have a well known sportscaster/social commentator here, who claims
that his measure of 'having arrived in life' is not having to tie his
shoelaces...

Too senile to tie 'em on his own?

He has people to tie them. His people have people.