RickH wrote:

Saturday afternoon came. I slipped behind my 200HP Ingersoll Rand
compressor to
get a good view of the cafe. I could feel the heat coming off the
back
of the compressor. It was at that moment, crouching down, when I
noticed a fan belt
wobbling on it's pully iside the compressor.

I thought this was heading into the infamous "scrotum self-repair" episode.

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