On Mon, 20 Aug 2007 06:12:50 GMT, Matt Ion
trained 100 monkeys to jump on the keyboard and write:

Or at least
some kind of jammer for use in movie theaters and what not...

Actually, this device is actually made and in use, though not nearly
as widespread as one would hope.

To paraphrase Joss Whedon via Reverend Book, "They'll be going to that
special hell reserved for people who talk at the theatre".
--
jtougas

"listen- there's a hell of a good universe next door
let's go" - e.e. cummings