Now you want me to worry because some toys made in China were found to
have lead in their paint and some chisels are made in China and they
have paint on them too. I'm sorry, but I just don't have the energy
to worry about anything else right now. In fact, I'm so worried
already it will take three cigarettes and a six pack to calm me down.

Oh, don't worry about it - just lick the paint on some of your power
tools. That always calms me down. Mmmm... Lead....
Andy