RickH wrote:
0600 hours this morning the wife gets out of bed to use the master
bath (on second floor). She screams because there is a small gray
mouse doing the breast stroke in the toilet,

Consider yourself lucky. We were just starting to potty train one of
our kids when, while I was at work, the lid was lifted to find a squirrel
doing the breast stroke. By the time I hurried home the potty issue was
taken care of in a different bathroom and the squirrel was in a clothes
hamper with the top secured. After a trip to the vet our visitor was
released and must have told the others about it because no other has ever
tried it.

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Joseph Meehan

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