Sun, Aug 12, 2007, 9:55am (EDT-1) (Swingman) doth
adviseth thusly:
snip As a classified, registered, suck worthy, fair dinkum GLOAT,
should you, your heirs or assigns, decide to dispose of said GLOAT, or
any portion thereof, by sale, you shall be required to send JOAT one
e-mail receipt for _each_ dollar value of said sale, along with the
usual 50% cabal tax ... trust us, you don't wanna do that. snip

Yep, that sounds pretty official alright. However, you'll be
further along, with the Woodworking Gods, in the end, if you just send
along a small selecon of woods to them. Three or four decent pieces
will do nicely, they aren't greedy. Don't try this at home, that will
only **** them off. As their High Priest, just send it in care of me, I
take care of all administrative affairs like that for them. Better safe
than sorry.



JOAT
I do things I don't know how to do, so that I might learn how to do
them.
- Picasso