On Wed, 08 Aug 2007 07:56:55 -0500, with neither quill nor qualm, Bill
quickly quoth:

Spehro Pefhany wrote in
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I'm just disappointed that this thread wasn't about piercings.



Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany

Ouch.... I think there was a quote from Red Green, something to the effect
of, "We try to get through life with the same amount of openings we started
with..... Words to live by

....which reminds me of this joke:

Heaven and Hell

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St.
Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most
awful bloodcurdling screams.

"Don't worry about that", says St. Peter, "it's only someone having
the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling
screams.

"Oh my God", says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to
worry", says St. Peter, "She's just having her head drilled to fit
the
halo."

"I can't do this", says the old lady, "I'm going to hell."

"You can't go there", says St. Peter. "You'll be raped and
sodomized."

"Maybe so", says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes
drilled for that!"

--
Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything
evil, and still more the man who is indifferent to everything.
-- Johann K. Lavater