Smitty Two disclosed:
wrote:
I have been having a problem with ants chewing my foundation. I
called an exterminator and he came today. He said that on Monday they
will come and bomb my house, and said to get a motel room for my
family and a place to take our pets. We need to be out of the house
at 8am on Monday.
What the hell is this about? I wanted the place sprayed for ants, not
destroyed. I think this guy is some sort of terrorist who wants to
bomb whatever he can. I was so upset when he left I almost ended up
in the hospital. My wife was more calm and she called the Department
of Homeland Security and the FBI and filed a terrorism report. They
said they will come here tomorrow and investigate. I hope they can
stop this insane exterminator before it's too late. Seems like the
whole world is infested by terrorists lately.
I'm afraid my missive will reach you to late to do any good, if the
people your wife called are coming tomorrow. You should have
consulted my blog, which explains in detail how the FBI and the
Homeland Security (DHS) people have infiltrated the exterminator
companies. It's all the sock-smelling at the airports that drove
them to this level of madness. …..
By disclosing this infiltration, you have committed a Class A breach
of Homeland Security and may spend the next 30 years in the DHS
facility for reporters and other snitches. It's in Antarctica.