On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 16:19:05 GMT, "Lord Garth"
Gave us:

Not to be out done by Home Depot's checkout that demanded that I bag
an 80 pound sack of concrete. Hey, I'd be happy to drop it on the scale!

I'm sure that strain gauge had a bad day.

You are a closet vandal, however, since you knew it would damage the
strain gauge or the calibration of it.