I'll never know another Aratzio like Aratzio on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 14:52:34
+0000 in AUK, they're so drad:
On Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:06:55 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of Absurdity
transparently proposed:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 14:51:24 +0000, Aratzio did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:16:15 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
Absurdity transparently proposed:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 22:29:01 +0000, Aratzio did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:05:07 GMT, Demon Lord of Confusion
transparently proposed:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:52:46 -0500, John Fields attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 17:42:37 GMT, Aratzio wrote:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:03:06 -0500, John Fields transparently
proposed:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:47:49 +1000, Lionel wrote:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:36:44 -0500, John Fields wrote:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:26:28 +1000, Lionel wrote:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 14:11:40 GMT, Aratzio wrote:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 22:20:20 -0700, MassiveProng transparently
proposed:
On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 18:41:03 -0700, John Larkin Gave us:
How about an intermediate case, say two golf balls that are
imperfectly springy? That's also inelastic. What happens?
You forgot to notice that it depends on their location. In
my hand,
no rebound on the golf balls. Against a ball laid on the
floor, rebound.
So you would call it "less perfectly springy" when on the
floor?
Also, the steel balls behave in the opposite manner. In my
hand, I
get a rebound. Against a ball laid on the floor, no rebound,
just a side deflection from the not quite so centered hit.
Sprongy sure has a thing about the physics of handling balls
that are not his.
Not to mention his fetish for sticks that're bigger than his.
---
He won't come knocking on your door anytime soon, then, I'm
sure.
Please keep your homosexual fantasies to yourself.
---
Why? Do you feel strangely aroused by the thought of man-meat
bigger than yours?
So, keeping your homosexual fantasies to yourself was not an
option.
---
Of course it was an option, just not one I chose to exercise.
Ahhh, so you /are/ gay! Well, not to worry. I'm bi, so I don't do gay
lames.
No asking for boobie piccies.
I wouldn't dare.
The whole of usenet is in your debt.
I can be a generous monarch...
You eat milkweed? - lepidoptera reference
poke
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