I'll never know another The Secretary of HomIntern like The Secretary of
HomIntern on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:51:14 +0000 in AUK, they're so drad:
The Secretary of HomIntern wrote:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 07:53:36 -0700, John Larkin k'lamed:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 13:41:52 GMT, The Original Demon Prince of
Absurdity wrote:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:17:58 -0500, John Fields did the cha-cha, and
screamed:
On Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:21:55 +1000, Lionel wrote:
On Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:19:14 GMT, Demon Lord of Confusion wrote:
Wrong, cluebie. He's x-poasting to AUK for the purpose of winning
you whatever recognition you deserve. I foresee many awards in your
future...
Indeed. I had a good feeling about this kook right from his first
tug on the line.
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Really? Then you liked the pain when you felt the hook dig its way
into your mind?
Oh, how cwever. IKYABWAI. Can you balance a ball on your nose, too?
Why do you call yourself "Original"?
I have a nym-thieving PorchMonkey4Life (Yes, a Kevin Smith fan) going
around wearing "The Demon Prince of Absurdity", thinking he's so clever
because he can copy a nym. He's completely obsessed with me. Read more
about him he http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
Gayton McFagg0t is obsessed with me. He started this $hit and is quite
eager for it to end. No such like McGayBashed, I'm having to much fun.
Pick your flame targets better next time b1tch. It ends on my schedule
_not_ yours c*nt
Have I mentioned lately that you couldn't flame if you had a lit match
and were standing in an ocean of gasoline? No? Well, I'm saying it now.
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"Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever? I
could then conquer the whole stupid planet with just a butter knife."
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2001 RADW Bitch of the Year, ADRIC Awards (by acclamation); mhm 29x21;
Tom Baker's #1 Fan; Flonk Leader #2 & #11 1/9; S.N.A.R.K.Y.: Synthetic
Networked Android Responsible for Killing and Yardwork; the Discordian
People's Most Powerful and Revered Being (without portfolio); Demon of
Mockery and Silliness, Demon Lord of Confusion, Demon Prince of
Absurdity; Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Lola, called
Snarky, Queen of the Snarks of Ærisia; Queen of Rice; TransWench; Ship's
Chaos Demon, Bad Ship BetNoirian; The God of Odd Statements; Dr. L. C.
Snark, Professor of Philosophy, Critical Theory (Liberal Arts and
Contemporary Studies), Mockery, Silliness, Confusion, Absurdity, Chaos,
& General Mayhem, Centre For Xena Studies; The God-Fairy-Demon Snark;
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young; Pope Snarky Goodfella of the
undulating cable, JM, CK, POEE, KOTHASK, GGGHD, MWFA, HCNB, CPFG, CEM;
Superfaggot; Canadian Popular Front for the Whitetail Jihad; Wearer of
the Holy FAGGOT Hat; Sec'y, Int'l Homosexual Conspiracy; Treasurer,
Int'l Anarchist Conspiracy; Czar of all the Flonkers; Mastermind of the
SMOF; allegedly The Worst Kind Of Feminist; Chas. E. Pemberton; Pete
Stapleton; Joseph Bartlo; Koi-Lo; Henry Schmidt, the PorscheMonkey4Life;
TEH USENETS BULLIE
ICQ: 135930147; popesnarkyatcaballistadotorg
BITCH PRIDE!
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Quotable quotes:
"So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many
years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and
everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!"
-- Eddie Izzard
"Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd
have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but
for good people to do bad things, it takes religion."
-- Steven Weinberg, Nobel Laureate
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
"Gabrielle?! Monkey-man, you bring her back! You know, you two are
beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours!
Fish don't just catch themselves!" -- Xena, "Fins, Femmes, &
Gems" (64/318)
Quoth Max Grrl to the Monkey:
Free cl00: Why do you think you've been nominated for so many awards,
Dribbles???
"Because y'all have so many nyms. Like I stated yesterday. Your b1tch as$
opinion doesn't mean $hit to me. You are totally irrelevant to me. I
continue flame you because I like kicking retards around." -- The
Monkey-man is unaware that Max Grrl only _has_ one nym. MID:
jq9xh.875$hH2.700@trnddc02
"Open wide and wait for a $hit explosion, turdboy" -- Joxer isn't very
well-acquainted with the concept of not aiming the flamethrower at his
own position. MID: r7Wxh.2191$384.676@trnddc05
NightMist wrote about Beauty/Venus In Furs/Olympiada:
By the by, the "BT" that was mentioned in my exchange with her? That is
a retired bishop that she thinks is lurking in usenet groups giving her
secret messages about what and where to post.
"I did not say he was giving me anonymous messages about where to post,
I said he *may* have given me anonymous messages about where to post."
-- No, Beauty's not a paranoid k00k at all. No way. Doesn't
everyone(tine) think that way, sometimes? Message-ID: