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Anne Jackson wrote:
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Keith Dunbar wrote:
B & Q do 10% off on Wednesdays for over 60s. You have to bring in
proof of age and they give you a discount card to present at the
check out.

And a bloody nightmare it is as well. Every time I have to go to
B&Q on Wednesdays its packed full of coffin dodgers! Can't move for
zimmer frames,
walking sticks and badly dressed pensioners. Takes ages to get
through the checkout.

You're such an old grouch! Just think, with any luck, you'll be
a pensioner yourself, one day!

I have a cunning plan to drink myself to death before I become an old
fart.

How old would you have to be to reach that state?

Mary