After serious thinking Gordon Airporte wrote :
Morris Dovey wrote:
This may be the Bluetooth model with laser nail-tracking and the new
inertial guidance subsystem featuring advanced thumb-avoidance
software.

I've seen the video of these. Are they real? Can you buy them?
The guy goes to hit the hot dog with the hammer and BAM the head retracts
into the handle and the hot dog doesn't have a mark on it!

They were going to be imported into Australia, the AMA (medico union)
protested that with all these safer tools, they weren't going to get
the work sewing blokes like me back together.
(Mrs Mekon is planning to import one direct)

Mekon