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Gini Gini is offline
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"mm" wrote
"Gini" wrote:


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Unsanitary conditions aside, you could plant a living fence of quick
growing,
very tall dense trees/shrubs that would inhibit airflow from his yard.
Inside that fence,
plant some very very fragrant shrubs. Seriously. Also, suggest he
frequently
toss some
lime on his yard to keep him from getting some horrible incurable disease.
Make one up.

Schistosomaisis.

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I like this one. It sounds like a cemetery parasite. Much more dreadful than
cooties.