"Matthew" wrote in message
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Hi,
Bizarre this but keep with me!
It sounds like a joke but its not.
We have a problem with woodlice!
Our loft seems to be full of them.
They congregate on the loft hatch.
Whenever you drop the loft hatch down
showers of dead woodlice fall out.


Just be grateful its not an elephants grave yard.