Doctor Drivel ) gurgled happily, sounding much like
they were saying :

They also drive like a dream.

Certainly I think I was only dreaming about any connection from the
steering wheel to the front wheels on the one that I drove - although
the noise levels and poor ride would certainly have woken me up in
short order.

You made that up.

No, I test drove it from Andrew Rowley Toyota, near Radlett, Herts.