"RobertL" wrote in message
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On Jun 27, 10:46 pm, (Peter Ashby) wrote:
The Medway Handyman wrote:





mogga wrote:
On Wed, 27 Jun 2007 13:15:58 GMT, (Peter
Ashby) wrote:

Mogga wrote:

My BF's mum pointed out some big gaps in the mortar on her porch
and
claims the snails are eating it.

Do they?

No,

And what's the cure?

Fill the gaps. the snails will be taking advantage of the gaps as
somewhere safe to rest, not causing them.

Peter

So what does cause them?

Mummy & Daddy sanails :-)

Nope, MummyDaddy & MummyDaddy snails, they are hermaphrodites you see.

Peter


Can one mummydaddy snail make baby snails on its own? (he asked,
returning the topic to DIY)

No

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/wildfact...iles/415.shtml

It would be interesting if someone asked you "to go **** yourself" and then
you got pregnant by doing so. The birth certificate would look interesting.

Adam