Andy Hall ) gurgled happily, sounding much like they were
saying :

But what are appropriate facilities for kids? A bouncy castle maybe? I
think treating them like some kind of alien species that has to be
specially catered for is part of the problem.

I tend to agree with you - it's the parents that need to deal with the
issue. However, in the absence of that, there should be something to
at least ensure their safety.

Indeed they should.

Preferably a security guard to escort the irresponsible "parents", complete
with their ill-behaved crotchfruit, to the door.