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Mortimer Schnerd, RN Mortimer Schnerd, RN is offline
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Default How to make a cooler?

Robatoy wrote:
40 ounces... it's a tough-guy-spit-on-the-floor kinda expression. A
quart, in these necks of the woods, is 40 ounces....'cuz our gallons
are 160 ounces. Imperial and all that rot.
A case of beer is a two-bah-four... or toofer.

You guys will have to work a little harder to become a Canuck.



Don't you worry about stepping in the moose **** when you go out to get the
paper in the morning? Polar bears knocking over your trash cans? Killer whales
in your lakes eating fishermen?

Canada is a scary place. I'll stay where I am, thank you, where I can work on
my suntan in January.




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