"Lucas J.Riesau" wrote in message
ps.com...
I've just bought a defective Russian suitcase nuke
on the black market. It seems to be a little bit rusted,
but the Plutonium inside smells ok.

How can I repair the suitcase nuke???

Please help!!!


I remember one of the electronics design magazines had a nuclear article on
April Fools day. They had a pretty good write up on a nuclear powered UPS
for your desktop computer. Haven't seen a link for this in some time. But
I can imagine a mini-nuke under the desk by your gonads for 8 hours a day
would work wonders.