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Default Madame Butterfly For Our Time

On Jun 2, 5:06 am, "L. Credit Where Due T."
wrote:
There is some evidence that opera lovers are more prone to suicide than
non-opera lovers. This has been called the Madame Butterfly Effect.
Graham


That Mme. Butterfly Effect will
reach its pinnacle only when (and not a moment before) the hyaenid
troll, 'ljo', Noted Nonentity of Fidelio-'Tenor'-Interpretors,
*performs Cio
Cio San's Finale, for Real, nevermind that 'realism' nonsense! It's
no substitute for RTR (Really Truly Real)!

To advance such....er.... artistry, a very kindly and generous offer
still stands: I'll gladly supply
the Ginsu® Ceremonial Blade for the much-too-belated event.

Furthermore,
The fact that, no matter how many cleanings said blade will
subsequently undergo, it'll never again be used for preparing Kosher -
nor any other- meals, cannot be a concern when Operatic Spectacle must
be maintained.
Paul Ferraro Richard Garmise
*The performance, to be given at St. Squeedie's, for throngs of
adoring, 'highly informed' spectators (ie, 2 -possibly 3- rheumy,
mainly deaf cockroaches and a sycophantic 'reviewer'), will undoubted
receive only positive comments from the latter, also known as 'ljo's'
buttboy/protege.